Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....