Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...