Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
OLD NEVER DIES 12
|OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...