Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!