Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
History Lesson
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...