Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...