Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...