How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Invent artificial dogs
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Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...