50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...