Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
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FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
I love you in 9 languages!
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Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Pest-by-Modem
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A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...