A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Stupid drunk blonde
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