The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer
|What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...