Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...