The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his...