Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...