How do you make a hot dog stand?
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The dieter’s church!
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A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
My son swallowed the can opener
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Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
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