What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...