Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...