yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
A very desperate marriage
|A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
Possible titles for Lewinsky’s new book
Possible titles for Monica Lewinsky’s new book1. I Suck At My Job2. What Really...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...