The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Admit that you did that
|An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...