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The football-playing turkey
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A dilemma
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The Psychiatric Hotline
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Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
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No Such Thing As Good Man
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Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!