Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
When you know you must really be drunk
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Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
New Miranda rights
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If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...
On Divorce
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A businessman boards a flight…
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...