Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...