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Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
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What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
The Real Cinderella Story
The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
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Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
slugs leave a trail
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