Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.