What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...