Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...