Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!