Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...