What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
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Some of life’s truisms.
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Terrorist and PMS
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There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
New Viruses
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Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...