A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
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Lawyer’s club
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A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...