Economic pressures
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...