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A guy rings work and says…
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After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
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What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
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Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
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What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
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