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So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
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A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
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Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
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A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
A Miracle
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they...