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14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
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A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...
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Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
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If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...