Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel…
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to...