My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
Foul Play?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...