‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...