yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts…
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...