Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...