The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Inspecting the truck
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave...