Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?” Steveie Wonder...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii…
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.