Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
Hilarious Humor
|”And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....