Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!