Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
Several weeks after a young man had been hired…
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the...
Nuns First Hot Dog
Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...