The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Traditional Service
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding....
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....