Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...