The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-