Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
What does
What does “WIFE” stand for?Washing Ironing Food Entertainment
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...