The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
An Irish couple
|An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few “squalls” received a...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...