Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
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What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
Definition of politics
Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many…. Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...